"=: Chicken Man :="
(from: Mikey's Funnies -- www.mikeysfunnies.com)

7-8-2010 Church Within SOW Seeds Service - Story #596
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Greetings my Dearest Sisters and Brothers, and welcome again to Church Within's Story of the Week ["SOW Seeds”].

This week's SOW Seeds Story, contributed by: Bill Laurin

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Story of the Week
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=: Chicken Man :=
(from: Mikey's Funnies -- www.mikeysfunnies.com)

 Our teacher asked us what our favourite animal was and I said "Fried chicken". 

She said I wasn't funny. But she couldn't have been right -- everyone else in the class laughed. 

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favourite animal. 

I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Specially chicken -- and pork and beef and fish too. 

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again. 

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favourite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. 

She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. 

She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. 

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. 

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. 

I told her "Colonel Sanders". 

Guess where I am now...

 
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Pastor's Quote of the Week
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Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

(From: Mark Twain)

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The Prayer
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Dear God,        
        Give us this day our daily humor. Thanks!

You ALL are Within the Infinitely Loving Embrace of our Universal Parent,

The Creator's Eternal Love to all of You,
Pastor Daniel

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